黃薑

黄 = 井 + 由 + 八 : Mnemonic symbol: the Yellow Emperor.

Helga Horse (hu) invited the Yellow Emperor (黄) to have a few cuba libres (由) in the anglepod's kitchen (ang2). But it's a trap! After the yellow emperor is drunk enough, Helga Horse spills eightballs (八) on the floor for the yellow emperor to trip on and fall into a well (井).

姜 = 女 + 羊 : Joan of Arc is feeding a sheep some ginger in front of the anglepod, when suddenly Bessie Coleman appears out of nowhere, steals the ginger and eats it herself.